So

let me reiterate for all those that just can't seem to get this through their pea-sized noggin' for whatever reason:

Fucks given yesterday: 0

Fucks given today: 0

Fucks to be given tomorrow: 0

Any questions?

The only day, anywhere in the near future that I will give a fuck about? 

Is when I know it's our day.

Till then?

Fucks given: 0.