She was so busted...

She was so busted...

 

I had called her numerous times and she wasn't answering any of my calls. Like she still won't lol. This after having talked on the phone with her and sharing dinner in the courtyard? I was like "WTH is going on here? It sure seems like she likes me". So one day I decided to park my bike where she would have no choice but to see it when she was leaving the parking garage on her way home. (I had done this one other time already, she knew I parked on the third floor when I rode in) She had told me that she always parks on the top floor, so when she was leaving she would have to make a right turn onto the third floor and there at the end, before making another turn and going down to the 2nd floor she would have to see my motorcycle.

 

 

 

 

I can't remember what time it was but at a certian point in the evening around 8:30 or 9 I decided I didn't want her to know I was thinking about her in the least. So I went to move the bike to where I normaly park, and therefore she wouldn't see it on her way out of the garage. I told Chad (my partner at work) what I was going to do, Chad's a pretty quiet guy, he just laughed and said "Ok man see you in a few" and with that I was off to move my bike.

 

So I get on it and start her up and right at that very moment, I promise you, you can not make this stuff up, right at that very moment the elevator doors opened up and guess who steps off? Yep, Lil Miss Knucklehead. It was like a movie script, I lit up, I was like "This is GREAT!," She looks up, sees me on the bike, looks terrified and takes an immediate hard left walking away from where I was. I was like "WTH?" all over agian. I knew she saw me. But why did she turn and run away from me? Which, mind you is what she has been doing ever since, but I digress. So I was like well who knows, just move the thing to where you normally park it. So I did. And she is still walking away! I wish you could have seen it, there is not a car or a person to be found on this side of the third floor of the fifth street parking gagage. None, nada, not a one, nobody, yet she continues to walk away? LOL. I park the thing and holler "Hey, where you going?" She acts all suprised like I didn't know she saw me. "Oh Hey" she says as she turns around and finally acknowledges me. I walk over to her, Well why we're here can I show my bike to you? Do the five minute walk around and explain all the cool stuff it has on it?" "Sure". So she walks over to the bike and we do the walk around, I could have swore she was trembleing, but we manage to get through it. "I know you like it" she says with that voice...that voice...don't even get me started on that, it still haunts me to this day.
 

(What the garage looked like. She was walking straight ahead, going where? Only she knows...)

  

Anyway we walk over to the elevator and we are waiting on it to get to the third floor and she says, and I swear, her honest to goodness words were "I don't know what I am doing here, I guess I thought I parked here, I'm going to walk up to my car." "Well would you like me to walk with you?" I asked. I'll never forget this either, with a face as red as a beet, and a smile from ear to ear she says just as sternly as possible: "NO, I do not want you to walk with me!" In my mind I was like ok, whatever, glad your smiling at least I guess.

 

She takes off up the stairs. I decide to use the Pedway (Now closed) on the third floor back across the alley to work. Half way across the Pedway it hits me. "Wait a minute, she didn't come across the Pedway from the floor she works on to the garage, she wasn't on the elevator with a bunch of people and just decided to get off on the third floor, she was by herself...why would she be getting off on the third floor when she always, always parks on the fifth floor?...OH SHIT!, Oh my goodness!...No way! No wonder she was so red faced, no wonder she said "NO, I do not want you to walk with me.", No wonder she was smiling from ear to ear...

 

She was so busted...

 

 

 

(Pedway and elevator...where Lil Miss Knucklehead made her red-faced exit up the stairs)

 

Coming soon: She was so busted pt 2.

 

Peace yall...