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I already got a plan for the first time somebody won't leave you alone at your work after you already told them to do so. Don't say any more to them. Just have me come meet you for lunch someday and I'll come over wearing full leathers, do rag or sock cap and sunglasses on. Make sure and take me to their cubical and introduce us. I'll be glad to look them in the eye and give them a good firm handshake and tell them what a pleasure it was to meet them. That should do the trick. Think anybody else would ever mess with you after that Lucy? I get off on shit like that.

I mean I'm already looking forward to it if it were to ever happen.