Your

missing all the fun still lucy.

Tuesday, lookin at 500+ miles.

Leaving at 6 AM.

Three states (Ky, Ill, Mo.), two rivers (Ohio and Mississippi) two bridges and one barge later.

This is why I bought the damn thing.

Told Barry about mine and Chads last adventure, he was like "On a Sporster? I don't see how you do it."

He has a Nightster. 

I told him to man up.

He's 27 for god sake.

Grow a pair.

Comin home from mine and Chads ride to Makers and etc and I pulled over to get gas on Hiway 60 about 50 miles from home. Got a Mountain Dew slushie and took a good lil break before heading out for the home stretch. Sitting at a table outside and three big old couches on wheels show up for one of them to get gas. "Yall the ones got me off the couch and out of the air conditioning to come out here, don't yall start complaining about how hot it is I'll go back home." one of them says. 

I thought you big bunch of pussies, here you are riding on your big old bike, decked out in all kinds of comfort, you aint even getting started yet, it's already 6 PM and all you're doing is bitchin? I've rode close to 400 miles on that lil frame bike of mine, had the time of my life, had chaps on all day, had a smile on face all day and aint bitched once. Whatever, some big bad group of bikers they were.

Anyway, you're missin the fun.

And yes, you are still a knucklehead.