Alright

Lil Miss "Rules Girl".
Lil Miss Thang.
Lets get it straight.
You weren't just busted in the parking garage.
(Multiple times lol)
You were busted every last step of the way lol.

PHONE CALL

When I finally dialed the right number lol.
After thinking you didn't answer three straight times on purpose lol.
Then finding the right number when I went back in to work lol.
Anyway lol.
When I finally called?
Heart all pounding and shit lol.
Why wouldn't it go to voice mail?
Of course it goes to voice mail.
Pretty much expected that one lol.
Left a message told you whats up.
Longest 30 minutes of my life.
Waiting for you to call back :-).

Dear fellas:
If you think of yourself as high quality?
And you're thinking she probably does as well?
One call.
Period.
Don't do something else till they do.
Show them right now you're willing to forget anything and go on.
They'll love you for it.
Anyway?
Point is, the first phone call?
I already knew what you were going to do :-).
Called me back so excited you were out of breath.
I was like "Really? Why didn't you just answer the phone to start with knucklehead?
What is your point here?"
Look at me look how I can control myself I can wait a whole 30 minutes before I call you back.
Whatever :-).
I was just glad you did.

DINNER IN THE COURTYARD

You said you were going to bring buns I think?
Something.
Pretty sure it was buns.
My thought was "What if for whatever reason she's not there?
Better take everything I need.
Cause I'm eating damn BBQ for diner."
So I did.
You showed up.
15 minutes late of course.
By now I was thinking does she not know I have this playbook?
Apparently not lol.
The authors got divorced.
She knows this right?
Or maybe she knows I had it she doesn't care that I did lol.

Oh yes the staged phone call 15-20 minutes in so you can have an exit strategy?
Or to see if he will get mad at the interruption?
Who would of thunk of that?
Why I never heard of such a thing :-).
Never saw it coming.
Your face gave you away walking in the break room sweetheart.
Just as red and as flush, smiling from ear to ear.

Oh yes on to Diner.
"Did you bring the buns?"
"No I forgot to go to the store. I brought baklava."
Damn girl.
Now I got tons of shit to process and I gotta do it quick like and get it all right.
"It's okay, I brought some buns"
(Oh fuck yes! Major points scored! Ready for the occasion regardless! Pre- planning! Ready for the unexpected etc, fuck yes!")
we can have those for desert."
Back of my mind:
Baklava?
With BBQ?
Is she just trying to get me to flip out?
Whatever, backfired honey :-).
Who gives a fuck, lets go, we're eating in the courtyard :-)
To this day, that is the one and only time I have ever had baklava with Pork bbq lol.
And if I remember right you didn't even use any buns lol.
You did however consume a good hunk of my BBQ lol.
As in the food actually on my plate.
Look on your face when you took that first bite?
Priceless.

Twenty minutes into dinner lol.
Stands up and says I got to go lol.
Really?
Gotta do the whole "Always leave them wanting more routine too?"
Why?
I know your crazy about me.
Face is just glowing.
Smiling.
Grinning from ear to ear.
Never forget.
It was shortly after talking about sitting on the porch and how your soul and spirit need solitude and peace and quiet like your body needs vitamins that you left.
That was never ever lost on me.
I knew I had struck a cord.
I saw it in you.
You couldn't even look at me.
Just tilted your head down and when you came up you were leaving.
Point is?
I knew all about the "Always leave them wanting more routine." as well.

DINNER IN THE COURTYARD PART TWO.

Rained out.
Eating inside the NOC with Chad.
30 minutes late this time.
I was fucking starving.
Always remember, I can do tired, I can do hungry.
Tired and Hungry?
That aint happening.
I was ready to go heat diner up after 15 minutes.
I was really ready at twenty.
Finally did at thirty.
Shouldn't have even waited that long lol,
Fifteen minutes with no text or phone call is good enough reason to go on with your day if you ask me.
Didn't change the fact I knew what was up.

"I"M NOT INTERESTED!"
Lol.
Everything about you said something else lol.
I think it was the very next day or the next day I worked we ran into each other in the garage lol.
Who in the world does this girl think she is fooling :-).
Not interested then just happens to be where she knows I'll be.
Remembered how I answered you?
Okay thanks :-).
Nothing else from me lol.
Till you showed up in the garage lol.
Only route to go.
How'd you sleep that night lol?
Show up where you know I'll be lol.
At the exact time I get to work lol.
Please.
"Frank?"
"Yeah?"
"We got a live one over here buddy."
(Not quoting anything, just made it up :-).


The morals of the story are:

I knew every move you were trying to pull ahead of time.
Till you unexpectedly left :-(.
And I could tell you had what seemed like a swarm of advisers telling you how to handle things.
Now why would a young lady go to that much trouble?
Pretty obvious why if you ask me lol.

And if a girl (young woman) is being ambivalent toward you?
If she is wishy-washy?
Hot one minute?
Cold the next?
She probably really likes you.
A lot.
So much it scares her.
A lot.

Be glad :-).
Take a chance.
No telling where you may end up.

Love you Lucy.