"The

#1 reason for my earthly existence."

Pretty much says it all.

I can already hear the pes-brains in the peanut gallery sayin',

"Well my kids are the #1 reason for my...

blah...blah...blah..."

Really?

So what happens when they move away and start lives of their own?

Then what?

Then what's the #1 reason for your earthly existence?