So

One more time, cause I'm kinda dense sometimes.

I'm just wanting to make sure I get this  right.

Be excited about what I'm supposed to act like I don't know is happening so all the people around me who are obviously in contact with you in one way or another, even though we all act like it's not the case, can tell you just how excited I am about something I don't know is happening? 

Is that about right?

Sweetheart?

You define Woman Logic :-).