At

a party or leaving a party lol?

High school graduation night I went to piss in the woods behind a house and fell down and passed out by a tree lol. They had to come find me lol. Put me in a car. I slept in the car in the parking lot at Denny's while everyone ate.

Drank a fifth of Ezra Brooks and chugged three or four beers and tried to drive home.

Very ,very stupid.

Don't know how I made it across the Green River Bridge in Bowling Green.

Didn't remember driving home. 

Turning into the alley I swung wide and clipped a parked car busting my lip on the steering wheel so bad I could put my tongue into it.

I was like 50 feet from being home free.

I wasn't going to go to the hospital.

Fraternity brothers convinced me I should. I needed stitches. Bad.

I got arrested like three days later, they interviewed me the next day, Guy reported his car being hit, cops looked around and put 2 and 2 together etc, I was pretty belligerent at the hospital etc, pretty sure thats what did me in. 

Only person I know of got a DUI three days after the fact. 

First Uof L UK game. 

Regional semi final, Knoxville Tn.

All week long everybody is saying U of L is gonna win.

Come game time everybody but me and a couple of others are pulling for U of K.

It's like 3 vs 45.

Overtime.

U of L gets gets steals and dunks and full court press and just kills them in OT.

I mean the three of us are going off.

45 people just sitting there taking it.

Me and the other U of L fans end up tearing the wallpaper off the kitchen walls.

Pretty sure that I broke a screen door and fell into a big shrub breaking it into as well that evening.

That good enough for you?

:-).