And Dear Lord:

Like I don't know who says:

"Oh Hey."

Only one person in the world I know says that on a regular basis :-).
Best for last indeed.

You comfortable somewhere?
You someplace private?

You better be lol.

You do that to me :-)?

I'M GETTING READY TO BLOW YOUR PHONE UP LIKE I AINT IN A WHILE.

And quite possibly will never do again.
Cause next time?
Next time will be for real.
In person.

You ready?
Better be.
Cause this will never happen again.