Well?

If I knew which side of the sidewalk to get on when we went for a walk?

What do you think the odds would be of this happening?

I'm sure there are tons of guys out there going:

"The right side of the sidewalk to be on? 

WTF is he talking about?"

Yes.

There is a right side of the sidewalk to be on when walking with a female companion.

Mama taught me early often and well.

No, I'm not going to tell which side.

Figure it out.

'Oh what difference does it make", 

I can hear them saying already.

Well?

It depends on how much style, class and grace you want in your life I suppose.

It will catch the right woman's attention.

That much I can assure you.

As will this.