Who am I...

Call me when ever you want she says...you know...if she's not going to respond to a text...

Why in the world should I think she would answer the phone? 

I'm not doing it to myself any more sweetheart...So we can just stay in the holding pattern since that's what you obviously want. 

But don't blame me when you're sitting there crying at Christmas, with no text, no blog post, no Yahoo, no e-mail, no package, no visit, no nothing, nada, zilch, calling your friends "Why is he doing this to me? Why? I just don't understand oh boo hoo..." I am telling you that this is the path you are choosing to go down, not me.

 Never forget you're doing it to yourself.

I'm offering you everything I got and you are just taking it for granted that it will be here when you decide you want it. It's just like you wanting me to call you after this long and think I am just going to rush to my phone. Get a clue. It's not right. It's no way to treat a man of my caliber and you know it.

You're out of your league, go back to the small time if that's what you want. Go find yourself another "boy" to break your heart some more. One would think you would be tired of it by this point but apparently not.

I'd suggest you figure it out but who am I?