That's

my trump card :-).

"If we would have done things your way?

You would have just left."

That's my get out of jail free card, my go to go, collect two hundred dollars card.

My ace of spades.

My trump of trump cards

 :-).

Sometime, in the not so distant future?

We will be having a get together and you'll start with all the lil ways you got me so good.

"everybody laughing, having a good time"

I think the song says.

Anyway, we're all just laughing along, myself included and everybody is just yucking it up for a good lil bit.

I'm busy making margaritas or chopping an onion or something.

Later?

Out of the blue?

When everyone has forgotten your four or five good lil zingers?

The laughs have all calmed down.

The conversation has switched to different subjects.

"Hey Dingleberry.

No, not you Nicholas the only other person who looks up when I use that term of endearment around here.

"Yeah, you, you know who I'm talking to."

And you'll be in the kitchen getting something and you'll just look at me like, "Oh shit here he goes."

"Maybe now you would like to explain to everyone what would have happened "If we would have done things your way?" at least initially anyway?"

And you'll be like, shit, he's got me, nothing I can do or say to that one cause it true."

Your face will get flushed, cheeks turning red, all embarrassed and such.

You'll probably say something to the effect of, "You just don't give a crap do ya?"

And I'll be like:

"That's why you love me so much sweetheart."

Promise.

Love ya Bambi.