Well?

You know there Dingleberry?

If ya wanna remember the time he opened a door for you on a first date?

Ya might havta go on a date sometime. 

And

I'm not Bruce fucking Sprinsteen?

Really?

Who knew :-).

I may not blow minds every night.

But I've been blowing them consistently for decades now.

I don't plan on stopping.

Get used to having your meals ordered for you :-).

At least occasionally.

Cause here's the deal.

Ya gotta at least make it seem like the man is in charge to keep him happy.

Even if everybody else in the world knows better :-).

Love ya Bambi.

Now about that first date :-)...