Why

I like two pieces of toast with my breakfast.

Not with pancakes and such, 

but with eggs in particular, hash browns, bacon sausage etc.

Take one piece, 

butter it, 

cut it on the diagonal.

Use it as a sideboard :-).

Yes, a sideboard lol.

I know you know what I'm talking bout Lucy.

Push all that good old egg gooeyness right up against your half piece of buttered toast and if a lil breakfast meat or some pieces of hash brown come along for the ride?

Well good for 'em.

Repeat till breakfast is gone :-).

The toast also helps to fill you up.

The second piece?

After you are done with Breakfast?

Put some jelly or apple butter on it and use it as desert.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking bout.