We

just had turtles mating in the front yard.

I kid you not.

Al looked out the window and said, "What's that? It's moving."

We went out and looked.

Dude was leaned way back waving his arms.

I had only ever seen one climbed on top of the others shell.

Not this guy.

He was leaning way back.

We thought there might be something wrong with them.

I thought what was going on was going on.

We decided to take a broom to separate them and make sure he was still mobile since it seemed unusual.

Turtle penis wasn't on my list of things I thought I would see today lol.