And

Dear future mother in law:

(or anybody else that wants to know):

I smoke ganja.

I have since I was 12 years old.

I'm never gonna stop.

So either you can tell your mom Virgie.

Or I can.

Or she can walk in the house in the middle of the afternoon 

and find me doing bong rips.

But I am never hiding shit in my own residence ever again.

Just thought you might want to know.

I love you honey.