The Swiss...

The Swiss Army Watch collection:

Left to right they are:16 years old, 15 years old and 12 years old. They all three had their batteries die at the same time. I kid you not. As long as they keep running and I can find a place to put batteries in them I'll never buy another watch. But if I ever did have to buy another watch? I'd buy a Swiss Army Watch.

Why, would a man have three Swiss Army Watches one might ask. Well, the one on the left, the oldest, is for when I am working around the house. Because if it starts puking on itself and just quits working all together it wouldn't be a big blow to me other than the fact that it's 16 years old which makes it cool. The second one is obviously for dressier occasions. Or every once in  a while it can stick out a little with a t shirt, jeans, sandals and a fedora. The third one is the "everyday" one, real sporty with the rubber band. I've spent more replacing the bands than I paid originally for the watch. 

Guys that say "Oh, I don't need a watch, I've got my phone."? Well isn't that timeless? Get it? Timeless? hahaha. Isn't that just classic? A phone? Please, Be creative, have some style, be a man, wear a watch. Better yet wear three.