Crazy Man Logic

Weren't those just the funniest text in the world yesterday?

Didn't they just crack you up?

Wasn't that just the greatest practical joke ever played on someone?

Sweetheart?

I hope you know, I didn't mean a word.

I had more I was going to pile on in the middle of the night just to disturb your sleep. 

Big man told me not to, told me you were rattled enough, that I had made my point.

I keep telling you not to poke the bear.

You don't listen lol.

Then when the bear decides he's has enough and lashes out in the only manner afforded him?

You get upset about it.

I know this is crazy man logic and all, but maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't poke the bear to begin with.

Love you Virgie.

Be awesome today.

I know you will.