"And

 

I roll

like I roll..."

Well lets see here...

If we do finally make it to the big event?

You've lost your rights to have any say about the following for the next 9 years:

Christmas Eve

Christmas

Thanksgiving

My Birthday

Your Birthday

Our anniversary

New Years Eve

New Years Day

Super bowl Sunday.

Christmas Eve and Christmas day will be us by ourselves where we choose to be.

If others wanna come by later on Christmas day that's fine but Christmas morning is ours. Period.

I didn't go through all this shit to just have to share you with everybody else. Particularly on special days. Just not gonna happen. Non negotiable. Deal breaker. Run now. Lord knows you ought to be good at it by now sweetheart.

Oh, and its kind of hard to beat somebody that don't mind dying and doesn't have anything to loose. Seems to me like that's the last person you'd wanna mess with at this point.

Let it be known you don't want your gifts going up in flames and I'll stop. Im not the one making this decision you did. 

Until told otherwise? I might need some marshmellows...:-)

If you're gonna get stupid? I'll get stupider, promise, it kinda comes a lil easier for me than you :-). Some reason...can't quite figure it out :-).

and let buddys friend know he will be compensated.