Yeah

 

if we could stop trying to convince ourselves 

that we or the Germans or pro-Ukrainian Russian nationals blew up the Nord Stream pipeline?

That would be great.

Thanks.

(Done in my best Lumbergh impersonation ;-).

Ukraine war: The Russian ships accused of North Sea sabotage

I said who it was when it happened.

"Russia has a programme to sabotage wind farms and communication cables in the North Sea, according to new allegations.

The details come from a joint investigation by public broadcasters in Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Finland.

It says Russia has a fleet of vessels disguised as fishing trawlers and research vessels in the North Sea.

They carry underwater surveillance equipment and are mapping key sites for possible sabotage."

Yeah so they are doing that 

But it was US or a pro-Ukrainian splinter group or the Germans?

Come on now: