Random ramblings from an amateur rock-n-roll historian and critic,self-professed bourbon aficionado, blackberry growin', jam makin', sometime tie-die shirt makin', ex hippie wannabe, turned punk rock lovein', blues festival going, middle aged pudgy bald white guy who loves to wear Hawaiian shirts in the summertime and happens to be more Stax than Motown, more Alman Brothers than Skynard, more Stones than Beatles, more NASCAR than Baseball, more freeware than license keys...
Friday, January 10, 2025
Winter Storm Blair and more lol...
We didn't loose power
but for a few hours Sunday night.
Thank God.
Still, it was a good time
to do a "walk-through" as it were
for a situation when
we could be without power for quite some time.
"I live back in the woods, you see
My woman and the kids and the dogs and me..."
No kids but you get the idea lol.
City boys can too...
(Yours truly anyway)
If they have learned country ways
through their friends
and their
experiences through the years.
FIRST THINGS FIRST.
Water and a heat source.
(Warmth and cooking)
Multiple sources preferably.
Well water is great
I love it...
unless the electric pump quits working lol.
Then you got issues.
So we got stocked up with about 27 gallons of water
and a few more gallons in the refrigerator.
8 gallons a day per person I think is what is recommended.
So we were ready for being without power for a few days.
There is a spring on the property
and a pond and creeks etc
but do I want to be truckin water inside by buckets?
In the cold snow and ice?
Nah...not really.
Cross that bridge if it gets to that point.
Hopefully it never comes and it didnt
(this time anyway)
so,
blessed were we.
This water in the coolers was specifically for cooking,
washing, washing dishes, faces, hands and
"highs and lows"
or "pits and privates" lol.
Get a pitcher and only take what you need
to do what you need to do.
I was feeling good about things already at this point.
Truckin in water from outside or off of your property sux.
So of us know a lil something about it.
Heat source.
Wood stove.
I hadnt brought in wood that day when I took the picture,
but there is a pretty good amount of wood still out in the carport.
Youll see later you can take the top off of the stove and cook on it, boil water etc.
As long as I can boil water?
Im good.
Amazing what you can do
if you can just boil water.
We had aletrnate cooking sources.
There is a charcoal grill and we had charcoal if we had too.
And the white stove on the left with all the cleaning stuff on it
hooks up to a propane tank.
we wete told it still works but we havent tried it out as of yet.
NEED:
Propane tank.
We didnt have one this time.
Two propane tanks
and two bags of charcoal.
Pretty good stuff to have around
in case of emergencies.
Kosher salt too.
It melts ice if needed.
Candles, flashlights, batteries,
oil lamps, lamp oil etc
Check.
Its not the greatest picture
but there is a hand crank AM radio
on the bottom right side of the table as well.
Came with the tool set Honey gave me for my birthday.
I try and keep all four batteries all charged up at all times.
With no lights?
You can point that to a white ceiling
and it would illuminate the dining area.
We had another generic flashlight with a chargeable battery
all charged up and ready to go as well.
Milwaukee makes good stuff.
Really sold on their product.
This was actually much smaller
than the other chargeable flash light
but it gave off much more light.
Okay so everybody is gonna think
this is gross
but you know what?
It works.
We got like six or seven of these barrels/drums laying around.
Went and got one and filled it up with water.
The barrel was gross on the inside, moss etc.
Didn't really have time to clean it out,
(that will be a project for a different day)
and with what it was going to be used for if needed?
it didn't really matter anyway.
This water?
This water is solely
for flushing the commode.
Period.
UNLESS...lol.
Yeah...if needed?
We could boil the water
and use it for cooking, cleaning etc.
So check on the multiple sources of water,
and multiple heating sources.
And if you think thats gross?
Well...
The guy who at one point in his life
was going and getting pond water
(complete with pond scum mind you)
in a five gallon orange thermos
(like what was shown in one of the pictures above)
to flush his commode in the middle of winter
after having diarrhea?
Yeah...
He don't think its so gross.
In fact?
He is glad to have
a 55 gallon barrel of water sitting downstairs
REGARDLESS
of how clean the barrel was,
believe that.
You aint lived
till you are sick
and have to get up
get bundled up
in your house without heat
and go get your five gallon thermos
and walk to the pond
and get your scummy pond water,
while trying not to fall in the pond,
in the winter,
and carry it back to the house
just so you could flush
your filth down the commode.
I woke up the next day
and cleaned the entire bathroom
with Lysol, bleach
and and everything else
I could find and just shut the door lol.
Next time I had to go to the bathroom
everything was clean
and the room smelled like chemicals.
I don't think I was ever so happy :-).
You just cannot imagine
the smell
previous to it being cleaned.
It would gag you.
It did me.
So when I post things like:
I aint just sayin those things to just say em.
And If I can do it?
Then others can too,
when
(Not if)
the time comes.
The god of the mountain
is the god of the valley too.
Never stop singing his praises.
Ever.
NO MATTER WHAT.
Job 2:10
But he said unto her, Thou speakest as one of the foolish women speaketh.
What? shall we receive good at the hand of God,
and shall we not receive evil?
In all this did not Job sin with his lips.
Habakkuk 3:17-19
Though the fig tree does not bud
and there are no grapes on the vines,
though the olive crop fails
and the fields produce no food,
though there are no sheep in the pen
and no cattle in the stalls,
yet I will rejoice in the Lord,
I will be joyful in God my Savior.
The Sovereign Lord is my strength;
he makes my feet like the feet of a deer,
he enables me to tread on the heights.
For the director of music.
On my stringed instruments.
Anybody can say it
when they have lived
their whole lives in comfort.
I wanna see you do it
before I believe you mean it.
THEN?
I'll listen to what you have to say,
Mr. Preacher man,
Mr. Ecclesiastic, etc.
MAYBE...
I'll choose to listen.
Depends
really...
The pictures just do not do it justice.
We have had 30-40 birds just feasting every day.
I was all over Honey:
"We need to get bird feed,
we need to get the bird feed,
the storm is comin." etc :-).
We did when we made our trip to the store on Friday
I think it was.
We filled up the feeders on Saturday
and Sunday AM was a sight.
Just unbelievable how beautiful it was
with the snow as a backdrop
for the Cardinals, Blue Jays, lots of others...
I told them at church a few weeks ago:
"We got a fat cardinal."
Well?
There he his.
Bigger than a baseball
and a lil smaller
than a softball Id say.
Biggest cardinal I have ever seen in my life.
Hello Mr .Blue Jay.
We sat a lil container of feed
in the window seal.
Just to see what would happen.
Weve been thinking bout a "suction cup" window feeder
or maybe another option eventually
but boy they sure showed up.
Out front.
If you zoom in there are over 30 birds
I counted in that picture.
Its been consistent like that on both sides of the house
all through the bad weather.
Thought we would try some
"Old school "
coffee lol.
Why not?
its a rehearsal
so what better time to learn what's up?
What works and what dont?
Had to set the tea kettle
on the back part of the wood stove
and I could have let it heat up a lil more
but we were ready for coffee lol.
A percolator would probably work better
than the French press we use.
NOTED.
Coffee grinder
It's not a replica Ill just put it that away lol.
Wish I would have known
the blades were adjustable for a coarser grind
but live and learn.
This is why we did a dry-run this time.
See what issues we may have
if its looking like its going to get really bad etc.
Grinder was set to grind to a powder lol.
I didnt know you could adjust the blades
to get a more course grind like we prefer.
ALSO NOTED.
Anyway, we didnt have any coffee filters lol.
Strained through a couple of paper towels
and a strainer, NP.
Friend said she had used a bandana in a pinch before.
"Never trust a cheeseburger you can't take the bun off of."
"Never trust a rock-n-roll band that can't play at least five Chuck Berry songs."
"Satisfying more desperate housewives than the spin cycle."
"she's not drunk, she's just mean!"
"swampadelic!!!"
"We self medicate the depression that is a direct result of the obsessive compulsiveness"
"what's crackalackin?"
"Your curse is my blessing"
Quotes from the 09 WC Handy Blues Fest
"We're an army and we're growing"
"Thats award winnin strutin' right there"
"That's shakin' it like the pros do"
"It's just Jimi passin' by"
"I walked in the door and saw hubert and my old lady doing the funky chicken right down in the middle of the floor"
"I spent $500 to save you $300, thats almost half off"
"I hate loud music, blues music and Heat"
"I don't know, that might be Jimi and Stevie"
"I don't buy enough shit to try and talk people down to start with"
"as long as you don't have that 38 it's all cool!"
People Of The WC Handy Blues fest
Ol' Dancin' Couple
Freaky Lookin' Dude
Mother and Daughter
Purple Hat Lady
Old Soldier
Got Grey Hair Now Duse
Subnet.com People
T- Shirt Guy
Quotes from "Porch Night Out"
"...are there any ding dongs left?..."
"...are those the Cheetos?...
"...can a brother get a lil ananimity?..."
"What was I supposed to be writing?..."
"YEAH!!......I'm sorry what?..."
"...there aint no dope on Bowling Green..."
"...somebodys got to drive my fat ass to Philpot..."
"...snapper shit..."
"...18 to 80, blind, crippled, or crazy..."
"...higher than a hippie on a helicopter ride..."
"...Whiskey Dicked..."
Quotes from Bowling Green Trip
Andrew, "Look a trailer with Christmas lights on it". "Thats not a trailer, thats a school bus!, and it doesn't have Christmas lights on it", Dave
Andrew, "Is the computer on?". "No you have to turn it on for it to be on", NA
"Well, it is getting toward wintertime", NA on Big breasted women.
"She wont get horny, she'll just get pissed off", BC
"Now do you want to smoke paper or do you want to smoke...", NA
"I'm squinting, everything s blurry..."Andrew
"I might just gateway across the spectrum", Dave
Overheard in Hancocok County
Criminal Girl, "oh shit, that wasn't the ash can!, that was my purse!!, Preacher Man, "If you go messing around with a skunk, you ought naught be surprised when you end up a little smelly.""If your clean, you aint eating it right", guy eating barbq.Country Boy, "I think those jerks on first shift were trying to poison us."Country Boys' Date, "Well, you didn't have to eat it now did you?"Country Boy, "But it was pizza". Big Guy to Clerk: "look at me, does it look like I want cheese sauce?"Overheard from phone: "Why the hell are you watching that?" Reply "Because it's on." Country Boy, "She got fired for doing some guy in the parking lot. Typical Tell City Chick..." Country Boy, "It done dried!"
Overheard at Work
"Has anybody seen the hemostats?"
"How are you?" "I'm doing well. It's early."
"I aint in any hurry."
"I am the queen of 8:15"
"I don't care if she takes over a Russian satalite with it..."
"I don't know anything, I'm just a suit"
"I plan on being reasonably functional for most of the day"
"I tried to reformat it, but it takes a frigin' act of congress or somethin'..."
"I'm like a brownie at a weight watchers meeting, I'm gone..."
"I'm not their boss, and I'm not their moma..."
"It would help to have your mouse over the link, yes..."
"It's a vortex of evil down there"
"It's not that I'm not listening to you, it's that I am having trouble comprehending you"
"Just click it with your mouth."
"Man, it's fried", "Like chicken..."
"The only thing I'm handy with is a doughnut"
"Why don't you go troubleshoot a Network Printer or something?"
"You are starting to scare me with your new found caffinefreeness..."
"You might not want to mess with me, I have a bladder infection"
Great Music Quotes
"If they wanted to name rock-n-roll something else, they could have called it Chuck Berry", John Lennon."Tune low and play hard", Stevie Ray Vaughn "What do I want a pick for, I got five of them on my hand." Gatemouth Brown "The Grateful Dead should be sponsored by the government -- a public service." Jerry Garcia "Rhythm is something you either have or you don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over." Elvis Presley "Free your mind and your ass will follow." George Clinton
Great Guitarists
Jimi Hendrix, Chuck Berry, Tab Benoit, SRV, Pete Townshend, Eddie Van Halen, Pete Anderson, Steve Cropper, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, James Burton, Ron Wood, Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Carlos Santana, Freddie King, Albert King, B.B. King, John Lee Hooker, Robert Cray, Prince, The Edge, Duane Allman, Dickey Betts, Slash, Joe Walsh, Joe Lewis Walker, Bo Diddley, Muddy Waters, Kim Thayil, Albert Collins, Lonnie Mack, Buddy Guy, Bonnie Rait, "Gatemouth" Brown, Johnny Winter, Tinsley Ellis, Lightnin Hopkins, Jimmy Reed, Robert Johnson, T-Bone Walker, Tommy Castro, Hubert Sumlin, Tom Morello, Elmore James, Brian Jones, Jeff Beck, Mike Campbell, Steve Via...
Great Keyboardists
Jerry Lee Lewis,
Little Richard,
Johnie Johnson,
Booker T. Jones,
Ray charles,
Billy Preston,
Fats Domino,
Roy Bittan,
Pinetop Perkins,
Bernie Worrell,
Benmont Tench,
Sly Stone
Great Bass Players
Duck Dunn, Jaco Pastorius, John Entwistle, John Paul Jones, Bill Wyman, Jack Bruce, Robbie Shakespear,
Bootsy Collins, Tony Levine, Willie Dixon, Les Claypool, Noel Redding, Flea, Adam Clayton
2 Turtles, (1 released, I think it was a she and she was preggers) 4 Frogs (1 of them a Tree Frog, 1 of them about as big as thr tip of my index finger), 2 salamanders, countless worms and lightning bugs, 1 big ugly lookin' thing with wings on it...
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