There ya go...

 

There's some more reassuring news.

Thats sarcasm BTW :-).

"...despite the seeming ubiquity of efforts to develop and implement space junk disposal technology, some U.S. officials have expressed worry over Chinese trash disposal satellites like the SJ-21. 

James Dickinson, commander of the US Space Command said in April 2021 that technology like China's SJ-21 "could be used in a future system for grappling other satellites."

But is there a real threat?

In its 2021 counterspace report, the Secure World Foundation said that there is strong evidence that both China and Russia are working to develop technology with "counterspace capabilities" — the ability to destruct space systems."

Amos 9:10

All the sinners among my people

    will die by the sword,

all those who say,

    ‘Disaster will not overtake or meet us.’

I'd be getting on the freedom train 

(It's free, the price has already been paid for you etc)  

to eternal bliss if I was you.