Things women will never tell men

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or more of an issue

 it seems to be.

This instance 

would be my case anyway.

And these are my opinions.

Honeys would probably 

be different lol.

SECRETS-WOMEN-WILL-NEVER-TELL-MEN

1 She tests you emotionally-even if she loves you.

(Count on it, continually, 24/7/365.

Its what the good ones do.)

2 She checks your ex's social media.

(I don't think she knows her

so that's a non issue.)

3 She notices everything-your shoes, your nails, your scent.

(More than she lets on...yup.

True. 100%)

4 Sometimes, she pretends not to know 

just to see how you act.

(Occasionally perhaps.

But not that much.)

5 She compares you to other men 

(frends, exes, celebs).

(She knows 

there's no comparison

with anybody else ever, 

and I know so 

with her as well

so what would be the point

 in any of that?)

6 She wants attention-

even if she says she doesn't.

(Really?

Never knew.)

7 Silence means more than anger.

(Thank goodness 

we don't really have a lot of that

around here.

Lil from time to time

here and there,

what do you expect?

We're people.

We're around each other 

a lot more than most.

Happens.

You move on.

"Pick your battles."

Honey says.

yup...))

8 She has a backup plan (consciously or unconsciously).

(There have been multiple

memes posted on multiple accounts lol:

"Aint no plan B.

This shit gonn work."

etc.

So naw...see above about:

"there's no comparison

with anybody else ever,"

9 She wants you to lead-but still feel in control.

(She is in control lol.

Of everything.

Just not me or us.

And she and a bunch of others

know who is in charge of me.

This is why you need a Christian Husband.

As he submits his will to Gods?

You should trust Gods will

in his life as well as your own.

10 She might fake things to protect your ego.

(More like she tries to destroy it lol.)

11 She talks about you with her best friend.

(I am her best friend lol.

And yes she does.

And me with her too.)

12 She gets turned off by weak body language.

Honey kinda particular bout some things 

you may not think about so yeah...

big turn off for her.

Head high, back straight, 

walk with intention

etc.

13 She loves mystery, 

but only if she feels secure.

(Kinda where we are at now

and its pretty fun :-).

14 She hates chasing-but loves being pursued.

(She did her fair share lol

and you still gotta pursue em

even after you get em

keeps things fun.)

15 She might love you but still crave validation from others.

(Honeys validation comes from herself.

She knows

needing it from others is a recipe for disaster.)

16 She'll forgive, but never forget.

Thats more me.

And you haven't truly forgiven

till you do forget BTW.

I hate it when I have 

completely forgot about something

and then somebody brings it all back up

from years and years ago...

Why?

17 She notices your ambition-or lack of it.

(She knows what we are doing and why.

Like I said

she's in charge,

just not of me or us

and we are both fine with that 

arrangement.)

18 She secretly craves masculine energy and strength.

(She got more than enough of her own lol...

She aint got any need to crave any lol..)

19 She respects boundaries more than sweet talk.

(She hates it at first, 

every single time.

Then a day of two later

she understands,

a man has to take a stand 

every once in a while

or she wouldn't 

want to be with him 

in the first place.

Call em out.

Every single time.

20 She'll act distant 

if she's too emotionally involved.

(Explains a lot :-)

Really does.

Never knew lol.

Sarcasm.

She's finally 

worked her way out of it lol.

Thank goodness.

21 She doesn't like overly emotional men-even if she says otherwise.

INTENSE

is much more her thing.

Not emotional.

Hum Drum just dont do.