1 Samuel 17:45

David answered, 

“You come at me with sword and spear and battle-ax. 

I come at you in the name of God-of-the-Angel-Armies, the God of Israel’s troops, whom you curse and mock. 

This very day God is handing you over to me. 

I’m about to kill you, 

cut off your head, 

and serve up your body and the bodies of your Philistine buddies

 to the crows and coyotes. 

The whole earth will know that there’s an extraordinary God in Israel. 

And everyone gathered here will learn 

that God doesn’t save by means of sword or spear. 

The battle belongs to God—he’s handing you to us on a platter!”

"God-of-the-Angel-Armies"

I can just see it.

Scrawny lil shepard boy.

Went to take his brothers provisions at the front line.

Bread and cheese.

Saw this miscreant fuck dancing around mocking his God.

Been going on for a while now.

Been going on for way to long actually.

FUCK YOU BUDDY!

I GOT THIS Y'ALL!

I can just see the Hebrew army looking around at each other like, 

"Armies? 

Did he say Armies? 

What armies?

I don't see any armies"

Just looking around at each other and in various directions to make sure they didn't miss something.

Trust me, David saw Gods armies.

Goliath's laughter jostles his helmet back just enough to reveal his forehead.

In an instant

SPLAT!

Done mother fucker.

Did ya get that?

Here I am.

Come get you some more.

Any of ya.

Easy enough to find.

It's always the one you would least expect it to be Lucy.

Always.

Just over and over and over again.

So Yeah.
"There are armies of you."

I know. 

I'm ready.