Monday, September 11, 2017

And


I am absolutely loving not having a phone, alarm clock etc.
Talk about freedom!

The people that bought the refrigerator?
They were like, "Can we call you tomorrow when were ready to come pick it up?"
I just looked at them like, "Are you fucking nuts?"
They didn't even know I don't have a phone I don't think.
They just looked at me like, "Oh yeah, right, you don't want us to have the number."
Duh. 
No shit Sherlock, if you were in my shoes would you be giving out your number to people you don't know?

People know whats up Lucy.
The whole county and beyond knows.
I can see it in their eyes.

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