Do

people really think God is gonna let somebody marry the baddest, most intelligent, most beautiful smart ass bitch on the planet after five years of not knowingly having seen or said a word to her?

Is this not from God?

Can people really not see him working here?

Then on top of all that he's gonna throw some definitive "Two Witnesses" stuff at ya at the same time cause he new you had your doubts?

Cause all of this is just so easy for a human to take in right?

Or would he 

AMOS 3:7

do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets.

At least a lil bit beforehand so a boy could wrap his head unequivocally around some things? 

Then let the marriage take place?

BTW?

The shakers?

They got this much right:

"...the Shakers identified the witnesses (The two witnesses) as the male and female aspects of God"

Think of it as just another jig-saw piece floating around :-).

One with the divine.

Male and female aspects united.

Christ new Church.

Coming.

Soon.

Real real soon :-).