Okay so listen up

 all you 

cosmologist, 

astrophysicist, 

particle physicist 

etc.

Every last one of ya...

ANY OF YA 

FIGURED OUT UAP YET?

WHAT?

YOU HAVENT?

WELL WHY NOT?

AND?

GOOD,

IF IT KEEPS YOU FROM YAPPIN ABOUT ORIGIN OF LIFE ETC...CAUSE THAT IS OUTSIDE OF YOUR AREA OF EXPERTISE.

LEAVE THAT TO THE EVOLUTIONARY MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST.

AND?

SPEAKING OF EVOLUTIONARY MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST?

YALL FIGURED OUT HOW THE INFORMATION WAS CREATED FOR THE DNA MOLECULE YET?

WHAT WAS THE ENTITY BEHID ITS CREATION?

HOW DID IT TRANSPORT ITSELF THROUGH THE COSMOS FOR EONS WITH ABSOLUTELY 0 DEGRADATION? OR INFORMATION LOSS?

OR HOW IT IMPLANTED ITSELF INTO EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER PROCESSED OXYGEN TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET?

I AINT EVEN GONNA GET STARTED ON "BREATH OF LIFE"

OR

"I AM THE LIFE."

WHAT?

YAWL HAVENT FIGURED ALL THAT OUT YET?

WELL WHY NOT?

AND?

GOOD, 

IF IT KEEPS YOU FROM WRITING WORTHLESS DRIVEL ABOUT HOW CONSCIOUNESS HAS TO BE A PHYSICAL PROCESS.

BECAUSE WITHOUT THE INFORMATION IN THE DNA MOLECULE? 

NO LIFE. 

NO LIFE?

 NO CONSCUOUSNESS.

SO HOW BOUT YOU ALL YOU BRAINIACS FIGURE OUT THAT SHIT FIRST HUH?

LOOKS TO ME LIKE YAWL GOT PLENTY OF WORK TO DO.

(IM GONNA HAVE 3RD GRADERS UNDERSTANDING ALL THIS BEFORE TO LONG. I PROMISE YOU I AM...)