So it's eight thirty on a school night and all the sudden there is a knock on the door. "There's only one person that can be", I said, Nicholas responds, "Christian". Of course, he was correct. So I open the door and there stands Christian with a gleam in his eye, and a beer in his hand. "Dude, let's open the porch for the season" he says, and with that the 2008 Porch season was launched.
Memorable quotes from that evening:
"I think this is some sort of unofficial record for the earliest we have opened the porch", (03/12/08) "Dude, we have done that for three years in a row now..."
"we just collide like that" (in regards to "When I want to hang out and have a few beers and relax your too tired and want to go home, when you want to hang out and have a few, I'm to tired.")
"I'm giraffeassed..." Literally, not able to get up out of the chair...
"During the day I'm fluffy and at night I'm melty..."
Porch rules (no particular order):
1) "You got to keep it till the ass falls out." (In regards to the Green Adirondack Chair that cracked in the seat when Christian sat down).
2) "No intentional spilling of alcoholic beverages allowed!" "Dude, we have never done that", "That's because it's a rule!"
3) "Don't drop no fire on the porch".
4) "Don't knock over the coffee can ash tray that hasn't been emptied in 5 years".
More rules are sure to follow....
Now playing: Tab Benoit - I Got Loaded
