I just

 shake my head anymore...

New Insights Into the Origins of Life: 

How the First Molecules Survived Earth’s Primordial Conditions

A new study provides insights into the origins of life

"The origins of life continue to be a profound mystery." 

(Maybe for you.)

"How did complex molecules form and remain stable over long periods without breaking down? A team at ORIGINS, a Munich-based Cluster of Excellence, has uncovered a mechanism that might have allowed the first RNA molecules to stabilize in the primordial soup. They found that when two RNA strands combine, their stability and lifespan increase significantly."

'In all likelihood, 

life on Earth began in water, 

perhaps in a tide pool 

that was cut off from seawater at low tide 

but flooded by waves at high tide. 

Over billions of years, 

complex molecules like DNA, RNA, and proteins 

formed in this setting 

(THE PROBLEMS IS 

THEY ALL NEED EACH OTHER

(Its called a continuum yawl

kinda like oh IDK let me see

time space energy and matter).

SO HOW DID THEY ALL

EVOLVE

AT THE SAME TIME?)

before, 

ultimately, 

the first cells emerged. 

To date, 

however, 

nobody has been able to explain 

exactly how this happened."

(Im gonna give you a big clue

goes a lil something like this:

BECASUE IT NEVER HAPPENED!

I'm done w subtlety BTW.

IF YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE:

"the likelihood of:

"Disparate reaction conditions in the multi- step syntheses (conditions are in bold text):

Step 1) Ribose + cyanamide / 0.2 M sodium carbonate (pH ~10), 55° C -> RAO

Step 2) RAO + cyanoacetylene / hydrosulfide in aqueous formamide, UV light -> Intermediates A

Step 3) Intermediates A / phosphate, anhydrous formamide, heat -> alpha & beta- ribopyrimidines (pyrimidine ribonucleosides completed)

Step 4) Intermediates A + 8- mercaptoadenine / dry state in magnesium chloride, 150° C -> Intermediates B

Step 5) Intermediates B / bisulfate in phosphate (pH 7), 60° C or sulfite in phosphate (pH 8-10), heat, UV light -> Intermediates C

Step 6) Intermediates C/nitrous acid (pH 4) -> adenine and inosine products (purine ribo- and deoxyribonucleosides completed)"

(What was needed to get RNA for a very short time in the pristine settings of a lab)

could have happened in:

"a tide pool 

that was cut off 

from seawater 

at low tide 

but flooded by waves 

at high tide. 

Over billions of years...

(complex molecules 

like DNA, RNA, 

and proteins formed)

?

Well?

You're about a special kinda stupid 

now aren't you?

I MEAN SERIOUSLY.

WHO BELIEVES THIS CRAP?

LIFE

COMES

FROM

LIFE.

ITS ALL

ANYONE

WHO HAS EVER LIVED

HAS EVER SEEN.

DECISION TIME.