I remember

after we had went for that walk.

We had talked about makin Guac.

I thought should I ask for her number?

Then I though, well, it's on the on-call page.

Ummm...tough call.

She might get mad if you don't ask.

Then, and this is the gods honest truth, I thought: 

what would Steve McQueen do?

what would Paul Newman do?

what would Harrison Ford do?

Dean Martin?

Keith Richards?

On and on and on...

at that point it was a pretty easy answer.

They wouldn't have asked.

They would have just called.

And if you would have got upset?

They would have just crossed you off and moved on like, "your tough luck sister".

Cause women love a man that can do without them.

Increases the attraction 10x.

(works the other way as well but that is not the point of this post lol)

So I called.

No answer.

Waited a day.

Called again.

Still no answer.

Damn, she's good.

At this point I don't want to seem needy or desperate.

Okay one last time.

Still no answer.

"Fuck!"

Then come to find out I had transposed the numbers and was calling the wrong area code.

So much for being Mr badass lol.

More like a fool.

It won't be the last time lol.

That I can assure you.

Love ya Lucy.