Friday, June 29, 2018

Yep. Sure am.





"Do you wanna hang out sometime?"

You actually asked me that once.
When I asked you out for lunch.
I said yeah but...

It's just not my generation.
Not what we did.

Get the phone number.
(Anxiety)
Call.
(More anxiety)
Ask out on a date.
(Even more anxiety)
Hope everything goes well.
(Ultimate Anxiety)

I bypassed the first one lol.
Fuck it I know the number I'll just call her.
I don't think she'll mind lol.
I did say something to the effect of:
 "sorry if I breached some form of etiquette or protocol" lol
"Oh, no, no, you're fine." you said lol.

But yes.
Old school.
Dates.
Flowers.
Etc.

Then the dirty stuff when you get home with your wife :-).
Or before if both parties prefer :-).,

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