Lets be ...

Lets be straight.
I expect to be treated like a king.
Cause I'll treat you like a queen.
I expect food.
You not good?
We will do it together till ya are.
House kept neat and clean or you won't wanna live with me.
I expect laundry done.
Receipts go in the checkbook everyday.
Everyday.
Even when Im not here.
It's non-negotiable.
Get over it and get used to it.
Won't be many of those.
Yes, that's how important it is.
I expect a few shirts ironed from time to time.
You should be proud to want to make me look good.
Old school? Chauvinistic?
So what.
Suck it up buttercup.
We're all just gonna have to work together.
Yard work, garden etc.
Tryin hard to get Nicholas used to this.
He gets trash, dishes and laundry. (We can pitch in on dishes especially in the AM with school. laundry too, it's good time to bond. needs to be done.)
I'm at home your at work?
Your at work I'm at home?
We carry the load for each other.
Cause we should want to.

I can do all this on my own.
I'm just betting it's a lot more fun with ya.

 Again, I expect to be treated like a king, particularly in the area of lovemaking.
Just in case you haven't noticed.