And

 

she lectures me?

 About my reality?

 That I live in?

Its a laugh a minute 

any more over here lol.

Honey: "I dont know what reality 

you are living in."

(Ummm, the same exact one 

that keeps coming true perhaps?)

When I text 

"the other woman I love."

It goes to her phone.

We both know this lol.

Others as well.

And this is somebody 

that wants to lecture me?

About my reality?

Oh thats rich babe,

 it really is,

keep em comin lol.

Seriously,

 I just laugh

that you can not get it 

through that

pretty lil thick skull of yours.

That that is 100%,

the type of gaslighting horseshit

that has been around me

for close to 14 years now...

And that I am sick of 

and will point out 

every chance I get.

Have it your way then.

I mean if you are just going to keep on stubbornly insisting on doing that kinda crap?

When everybody knows its not true?

Then Im just gonna keep on laughing about it.

Because its comical at this point.

Really is.

I told ya, 

I knew who you were 

when you walked in the door 

that day at the library.

"You said, "No you didn't." And said it rather defiantly, like there's just no way that I could know that.

I reiterate:

I knew who you were when you walked in the door that day at the library.

(Timing BTW).

People forget 

what they are dealin with here.

You included.

I knew who tattoo face girl was.

I knew why she was playing 

"Redemption song" 

that day at the laundromat.

Not to hard to figure babe

I knew who Haley was 

at the Mexican Restaurant opening night.

(And others)

I knew who you were 

the day you walked

around the corner at Lewisport UMC.

You

 had been had

as soon as I saw my text 

"to the other woman I love"

come through on your phone.

If you wanna deny that reality?

That's your business 

but I would appreciate it 

in the future,

if you dont lecture me about mine.

And why don't you tell that story to the TV cameras?

Hum?

You can be yourself

and not be in a disguise/costume

and wear the same exact clothes like you do

and be just as goofy as ever

and I'll love ya just the same,

probably more actually,

since it will be the real you.

I haven't got everything else I got right

just to be wrong 

about any 

of what I just said.

And people know it.

ps we can have a lil ceremony 

and dress in black and everything 

for the death 

of your lil alter-ego if you want.

Cause she is done.