I'm serious...

I'm serious, I have friends and they are like "Well I have to go with (insert wifes name) to pick out colors for our curtians" or some other kind of crap. I'm like "Why don't you just let her cut your balls off in public instead?"

 

Men need to be men and women need to be women, the world just works better that way. If we are going together to town to do some running and some other errands, no problem, I'll go with you, but don't ever think you're gonna drag me to the paint selection section of Lowes or Home Depot or any other kind of specificly designed for females section of any store (You know how many colors would exhist in the world if men were in charge? Blue, black, red, blue, green and white, that would be enough choices for a man to make a decision on) soley to pick out some kind of nonsense color or some other kind of crap I don't really care about...

 

Here's the deal, you go narrow your selections down while I'm looking at my stuff and then I'll offer my imput on your couple of choices, but the ultimate decision is yours to make, same with me, on things that are important to me I'll narrow things down to a couple of options, then ask you which do you like the best and why, but ultimately things that I care about will be my decision...

 

Deal?